Bitter like grapefruit

[yvannairie]

Not to be endlessly bitter but I can't believe I've read only a single fic that correctly recognises that if Ratchet indeed has a preference for big bots, then logic dictates that Bulkhead should be high up on the list of mechs he has profoundly unprofessional thoughts about sometimes

and even then it's just to establish that he's being highly unprofessional b/c Optimus is walking around Being Optimus

Like I don't expect anyone to out-beauty Optimus just like that, but y'all know my bitterness by now lmao