Also while I'm busy having Bad Taste Over Robots, here's a Classic Useless Headcanon:

[yvannairie]

(Reposted from Tumblr.)

Optimus is not a bad-looking truck. He’s very classically handsome, and his charisma helps to elevate him into Quite A Catch for those into his frame type.

Ultra Magnus, however, is basically the standard of beauty for his frame type. He’s a bona fide Fine Specimen, impossibly handsome for a truck, a legit case of “have you ever seen a mech so beautiful you started crying”. He could have easily been a model, if he didn’t have the charisma of a rusted nail.

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[snake_socks]

just fyi, I still don't know shit about TF, but I'm sitting here munching metaphorical popcorn bc watching someone have Opinions about a canon that is as large and byzantine as this one is completely fascinating from the outside

[yvannairie]

It's exactly the kind of canon that is easy to have both extremely technical headcanons and incredibly self-indulgent ones of. Sometimes those headcanons are the same one!! It's magic!!! x'D