I came up with a Scalie Fetish AU for Transformers in the shower and I frankly Can't Believe Myself

[yvannairie]

I CAN NEVER NOT BE A WRITER, CAN I?

ABSOLUTELY NOBODY CAN CATER TO ME WITH SUCH DETAIL AND PRECISION

brb I am going throw myself in the goddamn channel as a punishment for the Horny(tm). Not all writers are perverts but apparently my brain has decided my current level of perversion isn't high enough for my desired level of writing skill.

Comments

[hellofriendsiminthedark]

me: *squints* what function could scalies possibly have in Transformers?

That's quite an accomplishment, honestly.

[yvannairie]

Oh, the scalie part of it is just me being a scalie and the AU being just "what if The Big Hot One I Lik was a dragon that could turn into a human"

[hellofriendsiminthedark]

Absolutely amazing. Honestly, though, you could totally get away with writing that and having a base for it if you labeled it as crack, but like. What else are fetishes and fictional interests even for if not superimposing all things you enjoy over each other and laughing maniacally about it?

[yvannairie]

But I don't wanna label it crack because frankly, I'm already taking it way too seriously, so it's better I just own up to the fact that the motivations are 100% horny.

[hellofriendsiminthedark]

If you want to be loved (as horny a fuck), you must submit to the mortifying ideal of being known (as horny as fuck).

There's a remote possibility that you could pioneer a scaly transformers subfandom cult, though. I, for one, would encourage this timeline, if only for the potential amusement it could provide me, an outsider.

[yvannairie]

This reminds me of a classic TF fanom shitpost about "softbody" porn that goes "lol robots don't need hits!" "but they deserve them!"