I don't even want kids!

[yvannairie]

Someone giving off a vibe that they are/would make a great parent is absolutely a turn-on and I have no idea why.

Someone giving off parental vibes has me immediately tearing my shirt off like "let's fucking do this".

(And conversely, someone acting parental towards me is a sharp turn-off. What sort of fucking house husband vibes am I into??)

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[hellofriendsiminthedark]

When I look at somebody and think "you would be such a good parent," my chest feels warm and they become way sexier. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[yvannairie]

"I want to have some metaphorical kids with you" is, as the youth says, A Mood. Especially guys who seem like they'd make good house husbands are like "👀 hello". I joke that it's the "vaimomies" effect, and I just want someone to pamper me.

[hellofriendsiminthedark]

TO be fair, my partner would make a really great parent. He wants absolutely zero things to do with children, though, which is great for me because I don't want kids, either. But he's incredibly patient with me and attentive to my needs and finds a variety of creative ways to adapt to my age regression tendencies and the incredibly "low-functioning" neurodivergent tendencies I slip into when I have low spoons.

Thinking about people being domestic is like. Ugh, being able to envision somebody doing simple household things is really attractive.

[yvannairie]

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