I came up with a Scalie Fetish AU for Transformers in the shower and I frankly Can't Believe Myself

[yvannairie]

I CAN NEVER NOT BE A WRITER, CAN I?

ABSOLUTELY NOBODY CAN CATER TO ME WITH SUCH DETAIL AND PRECISION

brb I am going throw myself in the goddamn channel as a punishment for the Horny(tm). Not all writers are perverts but apparently my brain has decided my current level of perversion isn't high enough for my desired level of writing skill.

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[yvannairie]

This reminds me of a classic TF fanom shitpost about "softbody" porn that goes "lol robots don't need hits!" "but they deserve them!"