Slow progress is still progress

[yvannairie]

I vacuumed the house for the first time in literal years, and now I'm stuck with my carpets flopped over the balcony because I don't have the physical strength to wag them hard enough to make the dust and dandruff fall off and I don't want to have to vacuum the carpets after vacuuming the floor.

I could just throw them off the balcony and go wag them against the rug pole but that would require walking and I can just take half-hour breaks from carpet-waggling to let them air out. I actually can just clean the apartment for the entire day, how about that.