Welp. Both my mouse and the laptop that came with it fell apart all at once, so it's finally time for me to get a new one, and start migrating my shit over.
This does mean I am back to having no money, having just gotten a tiny bit of money, but oh well. Such is life. I realised that I'm not writing as much literally because it's so infuriating on this laptop where half the keys stick when I try to press them, and the other half simply don't respond unless hammered on. It's an unnecessary layer of aggravation that I do not deserve.
This one has served me well. Seven years is an incredible lifetime for a laptop.