Happy Towel Day, btw!

I love it when I'm barely breaking a hundred and some rally driver decides I'm not going fast enough for them and overtakes me, and then I catch up to them ten minutes later because they got stuck behind someone going even slower than I was due to oncoming traffic.

Like that shit is catnip to me. I love nothing more than driving behind them with proper highway spacing, gloating about their same-day-delivery order of instant karma. Like, well done, numbnuts! Good going, you idiot! Behold the consequences of your actions! The crown of foolishness has landed on your brow, you dunce!