My aro ass doesn't understand the concept "well they seem into each other but not in love"

One of the most significant Bisexual Revelations of my life was that a lot of romance that reads hollow to people worked for me because I was into both people involved in them.

I'm talking about the Cybertronian Civil War, btw

You know when something's like halfway to a headcanon in that a lot of the moods and the rhythms of the story make you feel like this was probably how it went down, but you can't point to any canon sources for it so you can't really afford to call it "analysis" so you're also kind of pitching a whole new AU except it's not an AU, it's just the framework you use for categorising all the rest of your ideas for that particular canon?

Yeah.

Aw, jeez, what the fuck

So my best friend had a packet from their girlfriend literally show up on their garage door ripped in half after someone who wasn't them or their partner had signed for it.

The mailman in me is, just. Screaming about the amount of crimes that have happened, both figurative and literal ones.

Other people opening your mail is a crime.

Handling over dedicated packages is just a misconduct but it frankly should be a crime.