Wednesday, 25 September 2019
I have highly specialised interests
Wednesday, 25 September 2019 11:34I've come to the conclusion that I don't exactly hate love songs, I'm just very picky about them.
"But Van! You're a card-carrying bachelor and aro! What on earth could you be getting out of them?"
Well, you forget that I am also a pervert, and if you're juvenile enough, there is no love song that CAN'T be interpreted to be about fucking. Maybe I just enjoy listening to women sing about how they shouldn't want to peg me, yet here we are :D
"What about the sad ones and breakup songs, tho?"
IDK, vicarious sadism I guess?
"But Van! You're a card-carrying bachelor and aro! What on earth could you be getting out of them?"
Well, you forget that I am also a pervert, and if you're juvenile enough, there is no love song that CAN'T be interpreted to be about fucking. Maybe I just enjoy listening to women sing about how they shouldn't want to peg me, yet here we are :D
"What about the sad ones and breakup songs, tho?"
IDK, vicarious sadism I guess?