This idea of a Con!Wheeljack AU has given me enough excellent mental images that I might have to figure out how to write it.(Have I ever written Wheeljack before? Not really. Am I any good at Con!AUs? Not really. Has that ever stopped me before? Also not really.)

Also, the hero/villain wank makes me sad, because well-written hero/villain ships are on my list of Favorite Fandom Things.